A new trailer just dropped for The Avengers, and we also have some new promotional photos after the jump. The trailer is dubbed in German, which gave me the church giggles. (Hearing a different voice coming out of Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Downey Jr. has that effect on me.) Here’s a rough translation:
Loki: At the end everyone is responsible for himself.
???: What are we doing?
Nick Fury: We’re getting ready. We had the plan to form a group of extraordinary people.
Black Widow: You have to join us.
Bruce Banner: And when I say no?
Black Widow: Then I will convince you.
Tony Stark: Let’s see who we got. We have some assassins. A man with breathtaking anger management problems.
Tony Stark: A demigod, a super soldier, and me.
Nick Fury: Gentlemen what are you ready to do?
Tony Stark: Don’t get angry but I don’t play well with others.
Captain America: A big man in Armor. Take it away what’s left?
Tony Stark: A genius, billionaire philanthropist.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Bruce Banner: We are no team. We are a time bomb.
Tony Stark: When we can’t protect the world, we can avenge it. Back to training.
The “time bomb” line seems like a new one. The “billionaire philanthropist” is not, so I’m still patiently waiting for the version which plays out like this:
You know what to do, Joss Whedon.
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