Humpday Mashup Dump: Skyrim Edition

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of

In the offing for today:

1. Nicole Kidman, Robbie Williams, and a Skyrim reference I won't spoil for you. [via GeeksAreSexy]
2. FancyPantz made a Skyrim PC mod that gives a Spider-Man upgrade to the giant spiders in Skyrim. The result is both silly and disturbing. [via Kotaku]
3. Like that Spider-Man Syrim mod but looking for something a little different? Why not Zoidberg? [via Kotaku]
4. "Ender Scrolls V: Minerim" is The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim recreated in Minecraft, because everything ever has to be recreated in Minecraft, including our sex tapes (especially our sex tapes). [via Neatorama]
5. "The Dragonborn works in mysterious ways, and he sometimes appears where you least expect him." -- TDW
6. Banner picture: "Dragonborn In A Sea of Fog" by A.J. Hateley, based on "Wanderer In A Sea of Fog" by C.D. Friedrich (1818). Prints available at her storefront. [via Rampaged Reality]
7. Inset picture via EpicPonyz.