You may have missed the news during the Christmas rush, so let me catch you up to speed — ALIENS ARE PLANNING TO INVADE NAMIBIA. A hollow metallic sphere crashed to earth from space in the southern African nation a few days ago, and nobody in the obviously highly advanced Namibian space program could figure out what it was.
Speculation ran wild amongst bored news writers counting down the minutes until their Christmas holidays — could it have been part of some top secret space weapon or spy program? Were aliens doing a test-run invasion on one of the world’s least densely populated countries?
Now people are saying it was likely just space trash. A common part used in most rockets that crash to earth all the time. Sounds believable to me. Maybe a little too believable. I’m still pretty sure aliens have their sights set on Namibia.
We’ll keep you posted on any further space balls related happenings…