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Pages: 1 2 3 TAGS: CHEERLEADERS, COSPLAY, grasshopper manufacture, insanity, JAMES GUNN, JESSICA NIGRI, lollipop chainsaw, suda 51, video games
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I don’t want to be that guy but why was she just carrying around a chainsaw when she was going to school. And how does she have the know how to keep a body-less head from not being dead. I’ve got questions Gods damnet.
You didn’t have to bring a chainsaw to school? We come from different neighborhoods, my friend.
Sooooo a guy who loves Dead Rising and school girls somehow met someone who would pay millions of dollars to make this game exist?
Sweet.
*points to left arm*
See this left arm? I would chew it off for that girl in the banner.
Her name is Jessica Nigri, FYI.
GOD’S WORK, BOPA!
*grabs binoculars and chloroform, wakes Fek to start the van*
This looks like the worst thing ever. Jenna Fischer made the right decision with James Gunn.
Really, Brandon? Did you play Shadows of the Damned? Sure, it looked both corny and cliched, but damned if it wasn’t fun. This looks to be more of the same, and I for one will be making a day one purchase. I’m honestly curious as to what makes this so awful, in your eyes.
So, it’s No More Heroes except with zombies and without Travis Touchdown.
Gotcha.