Axel Braun, director of the Batman and Avatar porn parodies, released a new safe-for-work trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. And, yes, it’s in 3-D. Finally a good use for this 3-D gimmick. Although this trailer doesn’t have as much humor as the teaser, we’re posting it anyway because it’s about a Star Wars porn. I mean, how couldn’t we? We’re not monsters.
Axel Braun Productions and Vivid Entertainment claim the spoof has the ” highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof”, which would require at least enough money to buy a Ford Pinto. Let’s hope they chose wisely. The new trailer (via CBM) is below and showcases the special effects and a “totally metrosexual C-3PO”. Well, they actually called him “C3PO” in the YouTube description, not C-3PO. That’s not the droid I’m looking for.
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody stars Allie Haze as Princess Leia, Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, and Alec Knight as Chewbacca.
But we still have one question. Will Han shoot first?
Also, this:

Of course Chewbacca has a sex scene. We’re holding out a new hope it’s Chewbakkake.




Braun will just end up going back and fixing shit every few years.
Star Wars: Hand Relief for the Wookie
The special effects are there but they forgot all the hot sluts.
That trailer does not convince me that the porn is strong in this one
There a lot of famous dudes in the star wars universe but not a lot of chicks. I hope Allie Haze warms up properly.
I’m anticipating this far more than the re-release of Episode 1 in 3D. 3D IS A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT.
Luke, guide your torpedo into the small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
The real question is if they’ll rename the character “Hand Solo”.
WHY AREN’T THESE SPACESHIPS GIANT PENISES? Why aren’t there two Death Stars with the main gun ports subtly pointing two different directions?
“You’re doin’ great kid, but don’t get cocky!”
Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.