The Criterion Collection, if you're unfamiliar, is the premier DVD label: perfect transfers, deep and informative features, detailed collections of marketing materials, the works. And, of course, finely crafted covers.
Fake Criterions is dedicated to paying tribute to those covers, as well as making a few suggestions of Criterions that should be made. We pulled our twenty favorites from the site. But don't stop with us: let us know what movies need the Criterion treatment in the comments.
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The MiB 2 Criterion is wrong on so many levels. And I will kill anyone for The Thing criterion.
I have to admit, I want to know just how a movie that should have been a chip shot went so horribly, awfully wrong.
In order of importance:
Ice Pirates
Strange Brew
Krull
Berry Gordy’s the Last Dragon
Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Buckaroo Bonzai vs the Crime Syndicate
Reno Williams: The Complete Trilogy
LOVE that the Street Fighter Criterion highlights Cammie.
Signed, Uproxx’s resident Kylie Minogue stan
Any of the syfy flicks would be hilarious. There should def be an Uwe Bolle collection as well. My personal request would be a Venture Bros collection.