In light of our tribute to Worf constantly getting his ass kicked yesterday, we thought about what would happen if the Captain of the Enterprise, everybody's favorite Frenchman, Jean-Luc Picard, would say if he finally snapped.
Because, let's face it, he's got a horndog first officer, a sometimes drippy ship's counselor, an overly literal android, an overly earnest engineer, an annoying little snot with a mom he can't bring himself to resolve the UST with, and Whoopi Goldberg in the ship's bar. His losing it is really only a matter of time, and it probably won't stop with his crew.
So we decided to use Photoshop as a what-if machine to see what happens when Jean-Luc snaps. And if you think you're funnier than us, prove it in the comments: we've included blanks for every one of these at the end of the slideshow.
Fair warning: lots of rude gestures, profanity, and obscure nerd jokes follow.
All Star Trek images courtesy Paramount
Farscape images courtesy ADV
Firefly images courtesy Fox
Battlestar Galactica image courtesy SyFy
All other images courtesy Flickr
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Nice.
On a side note: How the hell did a show staring Carla Gugino and Peter Dinklage be amazing?
One does not simply question the power of the Dinklage.
*not be, doh!
I love this so much.
Part of me wonders if I just should have left them blank. His gesture is so…expressive.
Oh, the one with Harry Kim is just spot on.
If you want to see an evil, doesn’t give a shit, possibly homosexual Picard, watch GeneralGrin’s TNG edits on Youtube. Some of the funniest things I have ever witnessed.
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If you say one more disparaging thing about Deanna Troi, I will bash your skull in with a tricorder.
Dude, Troi was bangin’, but you have to admit, she was like everybody’s annoying hippie friend from college, always telling you what was obvious, but acting like it gave her psychic powers. Also, I was promised nudity. Where’s my nudity, dammit, and I don’t mean Luxwana or Quark’s mom!
Deanna Troi was the Nurse Chapel of TNG.
Her Mom was kind of a Beta blocker.
Dan, look for her in Death Wish. I forget which one but she gets gang raped. Topless only. Also, The Wicked Lady. She gets stripped topless and whipped with a bullwhip by Faye Dunaway.
Erswi, you kind of scare me, not going to lie.