In light of our tribute to Worf constantly getting his ass kicked yesterday, we thought about what would happen if the Captain of the Enterprise, everybody's favorite Frenchman, Jean-Luc Picard, would say if he finally snapped.
Because, let's face it, he's got a horndog first officer, a sometimes drippy ship's counselor, an overly literal android, an overly earnest engineer, an annoying little snot with a mom he can't bring himself to resolve the UST with, and Whoopi Goldberg in the ship's bar. His losing it is really only a matter of time, and it probably won't stop with his crew.
So we decided to use Photoshop as a what-if machine to see what happens when Jean-Luc snaps. And if you think you're funnier than us, prove it in the comments: we've included blanks for every one of these at the end of the slideshow.
Fair warning: lots of rude gestures, profanity, and obscure nerd jokes follow.