Hey Jedis, better prepare yourself — one helluva a stinking huge disturbance in the Force is set to arrive on April 3rd. That’s when Kinect Star Wars crash lands onto the Xbox, and my goodness is the game looking bad. This is one of those rare titles that just seemed to get worse and worse the longer it was in development, and now a month from it’s release date it looks like one of the lousiest things Star Wars has ever attached it’s name to (and think of the ground that covers).
If you’re the kind that likes to gawk at car wrecks, you can check out some Kinect Star Wars footage after the jump…
That pod racing game looks worse than the one that came out on the N64 in 1999. Oh, and yes, they did just completely give up and cram a stormtrooper dancing game in there — set to an embarrassing “In the Navy” parody no less (understandably, because there’s no memorable music associated with Star Wars).
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Yup, the future is today.
That dance portion was a majority of the video, making the rest of the game a foregone conclusion.
Let’s be honest, unless it involves a Republic that is not young, you could pretty much just say “Star Wars Still Exists and Is Still Completely Terrible.”
its actually a parody of “YMCA”, which is fitting. because that was gay.
Are you saying the Village People were gay? Hmmm, I dunno…I just don’t see it.
I remember when they first announced this game for the Kinect and I thought that was a good idea and could be a lot of fun. I now totally regret ever thinking that.
Um…I just…hmmm. Really? Even the kids paid to be in this promo are having a hard time pretending they’re having fun.