The German trailer for The Avengers included a couple new scenes, and we have the video and an English translation for the relevant scenes after the break. I believe they call this movie Avengeflurgensemblehasselhoff over there. I believe a lot of things that are wrong.
Also, CBM found scans of a Marvel storybook for The Avengers which is full of spoilers. They had to take the scans down, but, this being the internet and all, they might just be kicking around somewhere. I’m not posting any of that storybook here because reading is for squares, says the guy who makes his living off people reading stuff he types. Fair enough, voice in my head.
Here’s the English version of the new scene at 0:55.
Here’s the English version of the new scene at 2:20.
Oh, Tony, you’re so sassy.
[Sources: BleedingCool, CBM, Gingerhaze, and Fernacular]
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Fucking hell, you wanna talk about a major spoiler?
Spoilers don’t bother me because I can’t read anyway. Good thing this blog uses plenty of pictures to keep bringing me back. Speaking of which, I do not see any cats photoshopped into the banner pic. Poor form.