Nic Cage Is All The Avengers (Plus TV Spots)

(Click to enlarge this masterpiece)

Seen above is the closest thing you’ll get to an April Fools Day joke from me. OMG YOU GUYZ JOSS WHEDON DECIDED TO CAST NIC CAGE AS ALL THE AVENGERS IN A LAST MINUTE REWRITE LOLOLBBQ APRIL FOOLS!!! Ugh. I hate April Fools Day. But I do love this photoshop. Nic Cage Hulk can totally be my spirit animal.

We also have a couple new TV spots and a fan-made video. The first TV spot shows a close up of the dudes in Loki’s army. I’ll put the pictures and speculation after the break since it’s probably a spoiler. For now, let’s just imagine Loki’s army is a bunch of Nic Cage Hulks talking about their pet cobra.

Here’s a closer look at Loki’s army:

Is it just me, or do these kind of look like Korbinites? Like maybe they’re setting this up to introduce Beta Ray Bill in a future Marvel movie (probably the Thor sequel)?

For comparison:

Here’s a slightly different cut of that TV spot for the Brazilian market:

Here’s a video made by a fan, combining all the trailers (except the most recent one) into one mega-trailer:

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[Sources: TheShiznit, BleedingCool (1, 2), ComingSoon, DC Women Kicking Ass]

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