Jeffrey Brown's Lucasfilm-approved Star Wars kid's book book Darth Vader and Son poses the question, "What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son?" I don't know, you guys. Vader doesn't have a very good track record with being near Jedi younglings.
The book is available for pre-order thru Amazon and teaches many valuable, relevant lessons to prepare children for today's economy:
Life lessons include lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star ("Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!"), and the special bond shared between any father and son.
Continue to the slideshow to see 12 adorable pages from the book and the trailer. Yes, a trailer for a book. Future stuff, this.