In its day, “Double Dragon” was a classic, a game that caused many controllers to be flung in angry joy. So a reboot/remake makes a lot of sense.
Unless, you know, you’re remotely aware of how we’ve changed as a society since the 1980s.
It’s one thing when, say, Capcom just ports “Final Fight”, because it was the ’80s and we didn’t know better. It’s another thing when you build a game from the ground up to punch stereotypical black guys (complete with giant bushy Afros) and women in fetish gear. Hell, the game opens with a dude literally walking up to a woman and gut-punching her.
Yeah, we know the game is set in the pop-culture idea of the ’80s, with all the denim vests and high fives and semi-post-apocalyptic gang wars, but come on. Take a look at the trailer under the cut and tell us you don’t think somebody should have said “Um, guys?”
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I let a little female gut punching slide if Abobo looks sweet. AND ABOBO LOOKS SWEET.
He does look sweet. Still, I give that trailer negative five hours before there’s a “Falcon Punch” remix.
Yeah, you’re one hundred percent wrong. It’s an irrefutable fact. “Man cannot know the mind of God” and “Dan is totally wrong about Double Dragon Neon” are pretty much the only two known truths in the universe.
So this game looks amazeballs, is what I’m driving at.
I’m going to be honest, the game itself looks good, but I don’t know how comfortable I am with two white guys walking around an urban environment beating the s*** out of stereotypical Black people. You have to admit, it’s a bit much.
Well it is out of context. Maybe those guys are really white guys in black face, and he’s punching the racism out of them?
C’mon, you’ll love it. It’ll be an “Edgey” reboot. They’ll be emo, with drug habits.
I think being “emo” in the ’80s got you shot.