A few weeks back we showed you a trailer for Kinect Star Wars which made the game look like just about the worst thing to ever receive George Lucas’ Jar Jar-shaped stamp of approval. Well, the game is actually out now and people are posting their own videos, and well…turns out that trailer was actually sugarcoating things. Or underselling things depending on how much you like Star Wars parody songs written by fourth graders, and Han Solo busting out dance moves like the “Trash Compactor” and “Double Blaster”.
Hit the hump and get ready to dance along with this early frontrunner for worst/unintentionally best game of the year!
See, we could have avoided that whole messy Lando betrayal thing if Han had only written a terrible auto-tuned dance hit about himself. Even in a galaxy far, far away dance is still the universal language.
You know what? I’m feeling generous, have some more…
What? You’ve had enough? Come on, that last one had Leia tit-jiggle! Besides, I’ll tell you when you’ve had enough.
Okay, now even my wookiee’s sayin’ “let’s go”. Yeesh.
via Topless Robot & Gamespot
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God. Damn.
If I were a teenager right now, I’d be wondering why the previous generation put Star Wars on a pedestal. This is seriously awful.
I have a confession to make. I specifically configured my man-cave for the Kinect. I mounted the sensor on the wall at the most optimal of height, and then mounted a flatscreen on top of it. I arranged my furniture so it can be easily moved to make space (you need at least 12×12). “This is going to be very cool!” I thought. “They are going to make games above the level of 10-year-olds (I’m looking at you, Wii)”. “I am going to game and get some damned exercise!” Well, let me tell you the damned sensor is disconnected and gathering dust. Kinect Adventures is goofy fun, and Kinect Sports is pretty good, but that is it. What the hell happened? Why can’t they make a game like Tron, where (like in the movie) you become an avatar in a cyber-world? The mechanics would be simple – block (with disc), dodge, and throw disc. Maybe alternate between Kinect and hand-controller to give the game versatility. This is not rocket science.
I never even hooked mine up. It’s still in a drawer in the plastic. Should have sold it, but I’m waiting for that killer app. And waiting…and waiting…and waiting…
This has to be a joke by the people who were forced to work on this game.
W.
T.
F.
I think we have proof there is no God.
this is so freaking AWESOME, the lyrics are the best, have not laughed so much in weeks, but then again i do not get out much and the fat drunk chick at work just was not that pleasent