Thank you to Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School for creating what is our single favorite Star Wars poster of all time.
Now, onto the nerd-themed dong covers.
Benedetto Papi is a comedy genius. The man took the infamous "Summarize your sex life with a line from 'Star Wars'" thread from Fark and turned them into mock-ups of condoms.
Not that these will stay mockups for long. If George is willing to unleash "Star Wars Kinect on us, these can't be far behind. Check them all out after the jump.
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The ultimate Star Wars condom is when you have sex with a rebel princess, and then two movies later she suddenly becomes your twin sister, therefore the sex NEVER HAPPENED. It’s not that the condom prevented the pregnancy, it completely erased the act altogether!
so…. many… light-sabre… jokes…
*head explodes*
Arent Star Wars and birth control a little redundant?