A couple days ago we posted three "are you f--king kidding me?" videos for Kinect Star Wars' dancing mini-game and declared it the early frontrunner for worst/unintentionally best game of the year. If you don't want to watch the videos, just imagine Han Solo doing the cabbage patch while club music plays and far off in the background George Lucas can be spotted laying in a kiddie pool, pouring melted butter on himself and Jabba-laughing while inappropriately touching our inner child. Picturing it? Okay, that's close enough to the experience of Kinect Star Wars.
Thankfully someone has now made a mashup of the "I'm Han Solo" video and the footage of Harrison Ford pretending to care about Uncharted 3. That's below along with several .gifs from Kinect Star Wars made by Kotaku. I can think of no situation where these .gifs won't come in handy, especially situations where I want to get punched in the face.
[Sources: ToplessRobot , Kleinmania, Kotaku]










What fresh hell is this.. ooh Leia.
There is no way this is fucking real.
This game should be rated N for NO ONE SHOULD EVER PLAY THIS.
I like how the digital encouragement appears over the thrusting codpieces of the storm troopers. But seriously… Rated N.
RATED ARG FOR PIRATES FUCK YOU!
I am pretty upset this exists. Yep.
MY. FUCKING. GOD.