I didn’t think “Justice” would make it past the first round, forget the Foul Four, but it beat the crap out of “The Way to Eden” and moves on. Will the odds-on favorite this round also choke?
“Turnabout Intruder” (AKA “Shat-Her”)
TOS, Season 3, Episode 24
The last original series episode, and easily one of the worst, what with the Shatner bodyswitching, overacting, and general crappiness.
“Threshold”
Voyager, Season 2, Episode 15
Easily one of the worst Voyager episodes, and surprisingly early in the show’s run, too. Features hot Paris on Janeway lizard sex action, to boot.
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Threshold, they should have known better that late in the franchise.
Turnabout Intruder all day long, even if many will consider it an upset.
Yes, Threshold is terrible – but it’s a terrible VOY episode, which isn’t much of an accomplishment (lizard bow-chica-wow-wow notwithstanding). Intruder’s hands down the single-worst TOS episode of all time, with no humor or “so bad it’s good” qualities at all – it’s just industrial-strength rotten.
Besides; rooting for Threshold’s like picking Duke or North Carolina to go all the way, and nobody likes those guys… Don’t be a Duke fan – give Shatner his props here, and knock the Blue Devils out of the tournament. We’ll all be better for it.
Threshold, Threshold, Threshold
Threshold exceeds the limits of Voyager retch. Kirk acted all prissy, but at least you could wash the stink off. Who’s gonna care for those lizard space babies?
Jesus.. This is a tough one. It’s like when an unstoppable force goes up against a terrible TV episode.
Threshold.
Why would traveling at warp 10 and occupying the whole of the cosmos simultaneously make you mutate into a fucking lizard?
THRESHOLD
Hot lizard sex with your prissy-pants Captain FTW!!
Here’s a reason why Threshold sucks Tribble balls that no one probably thought about: People evolve to have freaky deaky sex when they enter Warp 10, but what about Holograms. They could have sent the Doc to the Alpha Quadrant, tell everyone that they’re alive and let Starfleet Intellegence, Starfleet Tactical and Starfleet Science get their hands on the Super Dilithium Crystals Dand maybe they can create an Applied Phlebotinum that will prevent the evolution and orgy.
Even if they can’t do, Voyager could use the Warp 10 shuttle as a supply run that ensure that Voyager will never need anything again. Plus, if Voyager gets damaged beyond repair, Starfleet can send the USS Voyager-A of the More-Powerful-than-the-Enterprise-Defiant-and-the-Millennium-Falcon-Combined Class to ensure that no one ever thinks about fucking with that crew again.
and deliver pizza. MMM space pizza.
God, I’m so sick of looking at this horrible graphic every GD day. Will this stupid thing ever end?
So is that a vote for Threshold?
Actually, we’re on track to wrap it up this week.
Also, if you can do better, God bless, but I’m stuck with GIMP for image editing.
I chose Threshold for the above stated reasons. Also, does anyone automatically think “I am the greetest. Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin” when they hear the word reason thanks to Futurama?
I’m voting “Turnabout” even though it’s going to lose. Bullshit though. I agree with Dekker, Threshold is “Voyager bad” before the credits even roll, which means it probably wasn’t going to be good anyway.
“Turnabout” has William Shatner going full on Xmas Ham as a woman, people.
Shat-her. All day. Every day.
Shat-Her.
Turnabout.
threshold