Ever since we ran the "Picard Gives Everyone The Finger" post, we've gotten some requests for "Smug Sulu".
And we do kind of see the point: Sulu just has a look on his face that's somehow "Aw, that's so cute".
So, give us some captions. We've come up with a few on the next slides, but we really want to see yours. We'll pick out the funniest and add them to the slideshow.
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Fill it to the rim… with Brim!
I’m not wearing any pants!
Oh, you don’t have Hyperion tea yet? What a shame. *ssssip*
People keep asking about your rescue by Ryan Gosling?
Must be rough.
“A bracket to determine “Worst Star Trek Episode?”
Yes, that seems like appropriate usage of your time.”
“William Shatner now looks like a ham.
Deliciously ironic.”
“I enjoyed more prime starlet trim in 1968 than you’ll see in a lifetime
And I like men.”
I once gave Leonard a handy in his dressing room.
It was quite long, and very prosperous. *sssssip*
“I see you also have a Starfleet coffee cup.
Which ship do you command?”
“Coffee? Tea?
Or OHHHH MYYYY.”
“Damn, I’m good.”
“I just farted.
Heh.”
“I just filled my adult diapers”
“Cheers!”
“Sulu is drinking tea
While watching you masturbate”
“I’ve got 7 tribbles in my pants”…”Cheers”
or simply
“Well played”
I’m wearing your Daddy’s uniform.
Maybe you should call me Daddy now… *ssssip*
“AAAAAAAhh….fencing half-naked…it tones the muscle, sharpens the eye, improves the posture!”
“The only thing I love more than tea-time is Naked Time!”
*wags eyebrows*
I commanded all hands to abandon ship
All but yours.. *zzzzip*