
I couldn’t get a non-blurry screencap of Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale fist-fighting, so I hope you’ll accept this very tasteful alternative. I wonder if Kate Beckinsale’s contract called for a second lighting team specifically for up-lighting her backside. Or maybe her husband, director Les Wiseman, called for that. Well, whoever is responsible, bless their hearts.
The first full trailer for Total Recall is below (synopsis here, set photos and videos here). There’s also a motion poster below based on the poster to the right, which seems to have Big Ben in the background for some reason. Maybe the movie’s set in London since it’s definitely not set on Mars. The city in the trailer is certainly crowded and gloomy enough to be London, but I didn’t see a single guy with no front teeth and a football club scarf that’s longer than he is tall, so I can’t be sure.
Opens August 3, 2012. HD trailer available at Apple.
Here’s the motion poster as well:
So that’s . . . something.
[Sources: TheAwesomer and SuperheroHype]




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That entire scene, with Colin Farrel blowing away those troops? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that was some crappy CGI.
And so the raping of my childhood continues. I’m all for remaking movies which were subpar and could be done better with current technology, but why remake movies that were awesome the first time around? The chances of this being better than the Ahnuld classic is negative a million percent. Also, as much as I enjoy looking at Kate Beckinsale, and I do, she can’t compare to a young Sharon Stone, not even close.
So….it’s the Bourne Minority?