Recently pointed out to us by reader Krato5, "Archie Out of Context" is a brilliant Tumblr that does exactly what it says: takes one or a few panels of Archie comics out of context.
Needless to say, without the rest of the book, some panels have...interesting implications. And some are just utterly insane.
Here are a few of our favorites, but the blog is regularly updated and has a deep archive. Apparently the number of Archie panels that are weird, obscene, or both when taken out of context are pretty much endless.
























Oh, Internets, will there ever be a day when you fail to thrill me?
I’ve actually read that one with Liberace. That bearded guy with the jacket and no shirt? That’s Jesus Christ.
…WHAT.
Mr. Weatherbee’s just helping Archie with his homework!
“You’re going to get it from all sides today!” is my new favorite threat/promise.
And then it’ll happen and you’ll feel bad.
Maybe Archie can find his NIPPLES in the briny deep!
Maybe Archie will find his NIPPLES in the briny deep!
I have always been a Veronica guy…
I have to admit i recognize most of these clips and can recall the entire story attached to it, for example the one where they are sweating and want to do “deep knee bends” was a story where they were watching the girls do aerobics lol ugh OLD at 27…….