Usually when we feature animals on this blog, it’s because we’ve found photos or a video of some sort of ball-shrivelling freak of nature, but today we go in the other direction with this video of David Attenborough applying his Planet Earth narration voice to a video of a tortoise just humping the s–t out of a shoe. Why? Well for one, I’m a fan of shelled reptiles (in fact I own a tortoise that looks a lot like the dude in the video) and secondly, it’s pretty goddamn funny/adorable.
Hit the jump for classy tortoise porn…
My tortoise is still a youngster, and not as large as the one in that video, but I think he’s starting to have urges. Maybe I should buy him a pair of baby Crocs.
Tortoise pic via Shutterstock
I want more like this!
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