Let’s see here:
- Sloppy editing in the first ten seconds? Check. If the stuntman whiffs a take, redo the take, guys. Don’t use a cutaway, and especially don’t use THAT cutaway.
- That just gets worse later in the clip? Check. And those tennis balls were dropped by who, God?
- Intentional or not, reference to “Batman Begins”? Check. (To be fair, it’s not like there are a lot of creative ways to shoot grinding metal.
- Moments showing off the hero’s abs and chest for the fangirls? Check. Really, he should be doing this in bicycle shorts; you can’t tell us this show won’t have lots of boobs, so we might as well have equal opportunity ogling. I guarantee you this guy’s Ninja Warrior climb will be a gif by the time you read this.
- Godawful voice-over acting and recording? Check. Use a pop screen and for God’s sake, tell him to at least try and not sound like he’s reading off the page.
- Even worse sound editing? Check. (Listen when he’s firing the arrows: it sounds like he’s whiffing every shot.)
We weren’t really expecting that much, and we’re assuming that this is solely to get some buzz started and the pilot will be cleaner. But yeesh.
The clip for your delectation under the cut.
image courtesy the CW




So the Wonder Woman Pilot never sees the light of day but this gets a full season, I hate everyone and everything.
You can find the Wondy pilot, if you know where to look. You’ll just regret it.
I regret very few things in life and watching that won’t be one of those things.
We’ll see.
Honestly, it never should have been shot. The pilot is just mindblowingly terrible and tone-deaf, like a ’90s comic adaptation shot on a TV budget.
Challenge accepted Seitz.
I…uh…kinda liked the Wonder Woman pilot. It was…well…jiggly.
Did you say defecation? You should’ve said defecation.
I don’t really want to know how you’d physically consume, digest, and excrete data.
Godammit, I really was rooting for this one too. WTF is up w the Ninja Warrior climb? And what was he doing hanging upside down wiggling his body all around? His Spiderman impression?
That is actually an ab workout; it pits you not just against your own muscles, but gravity. I tried it once. It works, but it hurts like hell, especially after you fall off the bar and hit the floor clutching your pulled stomach muscles.
So, he makes his own arrows, but buys the bow?
Hey, fletching is hard work!