Guys, I'm going to level with you here. I may have finally lost it. Between the dinosaur narrative this morning and photoshopping the Battlesheep poster above, I think the sanity has left me. I just spent ten minutes watching clips from Battleship (on purpose!) then another twenty minutes adding battlesheep to a poster with Rihanna in it. I'll let you decide which of those two tasks was a bigger waste; you can watch the five clips below for yourself.
In the first clip, Rihanna tells an alien, "Mahalo, motherf--ker". Did everyone involved in the movie throughout the months and months of production think mahalo means goodbye? Nobody caught this? Nobody gave enough of a sh-t to mention it? Mahalo means thank you. Hawaii and I are very disappointed in you, Battleship. You sunk our hopes for a child who is even half as awesome as Battlesheep.
Liam Neeson is way scarier than the aliens.
[Haaaaat tip to ComingSoon.]