Humpday Mashup Dump

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of

In the offing for today:

1. Jo Blo synched the audio from the new Total Recall trailer with scenes from the Arnold Schwarzenegger version. Hey, they replaced a barely intelligible accent with a slightly more understandable one. I need to see the other version, though, with Schwarzenegger's voice coming from Colin Farrell. [via FirstShowing]
2. Warialasky asks, "If Battleship gets its own movie, why not Tetris?" Why not, indeed. [via ObviousWinner]
3. Speaking of which, why not a "Guess Who?" movie as well? I was expecting cheap racial profiling jokes, but clubhouseofd!ckheads delivered a clever movie homage instead. [via FilmDrunk]
4. "Leeroy Jenkins" is remade as a short heist film by Finn O'Hara and Doug & Serge for this year's CFC Worldwide Short Film Festival in Toronto. I hope they have chicken in prison. [via SuperPunch]
5. Banner picture via Pleated-Jeans.
6. Inset picture via Reddit.