
Deadline reports Warner Brothers has bought a pitch for a sci-fi action movie about “a rapidly evolving species of dinosaurs who attack modern Los Angeles.” We imagine the pitch meeting went like this:

John Clisham is set to direct at is writing the script with Mike Bayman. The project was originally developed by Break Media for a web series, but then a couple of Warner execs saw early test footage and acquired it for a feature film. The rest of the plot is still a secret, but we can guess how a movie about “a rapidly evolving species of dinosaurs who attack modern Los Angeles” is going to go down. And so we present our re-creation/prediction of this movie, in pictures:
First, humankind must resurrect the dinosaurs:

Yeah, that’s legit.
And, at first, we’re able to keep these rapidly-evolving dinosaurs very civilized via the clever use of hats:


But then they discover sarcasm:




i will pay upwards of three figures to see a dr. dinosaur movie.
Do they have a Pulitzer for websites?
Are they going for name recognition to sell this? Because I’m pretty sure my mom will buy tickets thinking she’s seeing a movie from John Grisham and Michael Bay.
TIL that Brienne from GoT was also on Firefly.
Wow.
WOW.
WOW.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Reality!
Shut up and take my money! Or marry me.
Does this remind anybody else of “Future War”?