This isn’t the spoiler . . . OR IS IT?
All the real Prometheus spoilers are after the break. We’ll just say this: the new promo shows some of the creatures we can expect to see wreaking havoc in this movie and helps explain how they earned that R-rating. The new international poster gives away a much larger spoiler, so I won’t even attempt to describe it other than to say it may involve a Yip Yip from the Muppets taking up residency in Noomi Rapace. (It doesn’t.)
Here are some spoilery highlights:
Giggity. Now that’s how you get an R-rating.
And here’s that revealing-way-too-much poster:
Um, is that the ending? Thanks, poster.
TAGS: Alien, CHARLIZE THERON, DAMON LINDELOF, GUY PEARCE, IDRIS ELBA, JOHN SPAIHTS, LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN, LUKE SCOTT, MICHAEL FASSBENDER, NOOMI RAPACE, PROMETHEUS, Ridley Scott, Sci Fi
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I dunno, pretty much every single Prometheus trailer I’ve seen shows that spaceship exploding in the sky.
They show it exploding, but not exploding because the Prometheus has crashed into it. Which from the trailers, I’m going to assume is done on purpose to keep it from leaving.
*Pours some out for Stringer Bell*
Yes, that’s a very good point. I hadn’t noticed that.
Luther does not approve
Run bitch! Nemesis gon’ git you!
*Possible spoiler(?)*
Yeah, I read what was suppose to be a copy of the script (at least before Lindelof did his rewrites) and that trailer and gif looks to pretty much confirms that the “Space Jockeys” are the bad guys in this movie.
But hey we finally got to see some alien face rape, about time!
I don’t there are multiple Space Jockeys. Whilst it’s pure speculation, I think that mean looking dude is one of the infected crew who mutates into what ends up the SJ. So much like Alien there’s just one bad guy, but lots of little bastard things.
Nice to see they took all the subtlety out of the mouth raping from aliens and just basically said “This giant dicksnake alien is raping this guys face. That could be you! Now cower in fear!”
if stringer shouts “Get on with it motherf….” – I’ll stand up in the theatre and slow clap