Hype Filled, Opinion-Free Preview of the Hot New Game You Want!
First Impressions of the Hot New Game You Want (It’d Be a Full Review, but They Didn’t Send Us an Advance Copy)
Review of the Hot New Game You Want! It’s Garbage!
Japan — It’s a Pretty Weird Place
Case in point…
Video Game Series You Played 20 Years Ago, and Forgot 19 Years Ago Finally Being Revived via Kickstarter
Comedy Article that 90 Percent of the Commenters Will Mistake For a Serious Article and Get Mad About
Very Serious Issue: There Needs to Be More Women/Minorities/Gays in Games, Writing About Games and Making Games!
New Game Includes Man Kissing!?!
Cosplay! Sexy Sexy Cosplay! Lots o’ Boobs Here!
Slow news day — let’s see what Jessica Nigri’s rack has been up to.
Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft Have Suffered a Minor Setback! Doomed? Probably
Whoa, Can You Believe What This Gaming Industry Bigwig Said in This Brief, Out-of-Context Quote?!
Why a Thing Everyone Likes is Bad
Why a Thing Everyone Hates is Good
Some Person Online Has Created a Painstaking Tribute to Video Games That Will Make You Feel All Warm and Nostalgic
Activision’s Being a Dick Again
Now EA’s Being a Dick Because They Saw Activision Doing It
Here’s a List of 5 to 10 Similar Video Game Related Things
Remember Old Games? Weren’t Those Good?
Alternatively, remember old games? Weren’t those bad?
Look at These Cool Video Game Toys You Man Babies!
BioWare Fans Continue to Hate BioWare Games
Some Random Guy at some Random Wal-Mart Entered Some Nonsense into the Inventory Computer. Is “Mario & Bubsy Championship Lacrosse” Coming Out This Holiday Season?!
Shigeru Miyamoto Said a Thing and It was Wise
“This is Mario. I made him.”




“I don’t care what anyone says, I still like [latest big release in a series]“
Nathan Birch: Making My Job Harder, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Hey, I for one plan to continue using all of these regularly.
“Japan — It’s a Pretty Weird Place” and “Cosplay! Sexy Sexy Cosplay!” are like 40% of my life. I REGRET NOTHING.
You forgot:
“Hot new game’s Single player mode needs internet connect, fans look to publicly stone publisher, call for boycot”
“Hot new game sells million copies”
Alternate Title for article “How to be Kotaku”