This is about as close to a new episode or movie of “The Next Generation” we’re going to get out of Paramount: it’s being written by Brannon Braga, and it’s designed to actually finish off the Borg in an awesome way, instead of the wet fart that was the Voyager finale. You might remember that “Endgame” wasn’t even enough of a turkey to survive the first round of our Worst Trek bracket; that’s how lame it was.
This book, apparently, will be the last word on the Borg, and although IDW isn’t admitting it, it looks a lot like a semi-sequel to “First Contact”, or as we like to call it “Boldy Go and Die Hard”. It not only features Picard, but also salvages the one good thing about Voyager, as you can see from the cover.
Considering how much the franchise has done with the Borg, and the sour note “Nemesis” left in the mouth of just about everybody, one has to wonder where Braga will go with the story. We’ve got a lot of faith in IDW: their Star Trek ongoing is some of the best Trek comics to hit print, and even ideas that shouldn’t work, like a Trek/Doctor Who crossover, are surprisingly fun and avoiding the obvious ideas.
Just…retcon out B4, OK? Please?
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All you need to do to finish the Borg is destroy the universe’s supply of white pancake makeup. It would also have the spectacular side benefits of a) ending the mime threat, and b) forcing Helena Bonham Carter to get a goddamned tan for once in her life
How many ways do we need to deal with the Borg? I thought the Destiny trilogy novels were pretty much the final word…
They’re infinitely adaptable.
This is also the go-to pickup line at Borg singles bars.
Hey baby. Wanna three-way assimilation?
“Do you polish your duranium bio-implants with windex? Because I can see myself in them.”
Resistance is futile. Sexily, sexily futile.
I’d be more excited about this of I didn’t blame Braga for being 1/2 the reason that Star Trek started tanking in the early aughts in the first place.