Konami Avoids Embarrassment and Pre-Records its E3 Press Conference — Check Out New Castlevania, Metal Gear Rising and Zone of the Enders Trailers

Terrible narrator aside, I have to say, that was quite f–king rad. Kojima’s nutty characters meet Platinum Game’s nutty action — how can you go wrong?

Very subtle guys. Konami’s really going understated this year.

This is just a teaser and doesn’t show much (or anything really), but I wanted to post it anyways just so I could talk about the fact that the title of MercurySteam’s 3DS Castlevania game is apparently Castlevania: Lords of Shadow: Mirror of Fate. Yeesh, what a mouthful. Might as well face it Konami, you’re addicted to colons.

Finally, here’s a nice little bit of Zone of the Enders in HD…

So, yeah, unfortunately we didn’t get any strange Japanese men DDR-ing up a storm this year, but aside from that, what do you guys think of Konami’s line-up?