So, for years Nintendo has been doing these ads where a female celebrity sits in an antiseptic white room and pretends to like Nintendo games. The latest female celebrity they’ve roped in is Kim Cattrall, best known for her queasy-making sexual escapades on Sex and the City. Since Cattrall is contractually obligated to play Samantha and only Samantha until the day she dies, the Nintendo commercial of course revolves around Cattrall being totally turned on by Mario and his raccoon tail.
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