So, for years Nintendo has been doing these ads where a female celebrity sits in an antiseptic white room and pretends to like Nintendo games. The latest female celebrity they’ve roped in is Kim Cattrall, best known for her queasy-making sexual escapades on Sex and the City. Since Cattrall is contractually obligated to play Samantha and only Samantha until the day she dies, the Nintendo commercial of course revolves around Cattrall being totally turned on by Mario and his raccoon tail.
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via Kotaku
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I would totally still bang that old whore.
Better get working on your raccoon suit.
Of course she would want to bang a furry. She was on a show about for years whose star was a horse. It makes perfect sense.
*yiff* *yiff*
I suddenly want to see a commercial where the geico gecko gets a restraining order against her.
“Home Invasion? We cover that..”
So they’re trying for the post-ovulation skank demographic? Well, it is an untapped video game market.