Event #2 – Mate Toss
Yes, this is a real thing that you can do in an NES game. Guess the Nintendo censors were taking the day off — or just horrible people.
Well, at least she seems to be having fun.
Clearly I needed to hurl this woman at a higher angle for maximum distance.
Sorry lady, I don’t know what the hell’s going on either.
Event #3 – Dino Vault
Ah, here I go, so full of optimism and bearded enthusiasm.
Then I fell down that pit. That dinosaur’s face says it all — he’s f–king disgusted with my performance.
I want more like this!
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