
Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake opens next Friday. In other news, it’s going to be August next week. How did that happen? Does sniffing model airplane glue make a person forget six months? WHY DIDN’T THAT HOBBY SHOP WARN ME? Er, anyway, we have a new clip and featurette for the film. The first video autoplays because Total Film hates us all.
Just as the new Total Recall paid an homage to the Paul Verhoeven version with a three-boobed hooker, they’re also referencing another iconic scene in the clip below.
The latest clip is set at a security checkpoint, with our main hero (played by Colin Farrell now, instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger) trying to get through. The concept has seen some tweaks, what with new FX tech and all, but the idea remains true to the original film. [Blastr]
They did a good misdirection job by finding a woman whose costume, hairstyle, and dialogue mirrored the Schwarzenegger version just enough to throw us off. On the other hand, I didn’t see those TSA employees of the future groping anyone’s junk. So unrealistic.
[Sources: Blastr and Coming Soon]




TSA doesn’t need to grope. They can go to Rekall and have the memory of a thousand gropes implanted.
Get ready for… a surprise??
“Please walk through the giant iPhone display when your number is called. A genius will be ready to assist you. Welcome to iTopia.”
GAHHH. Everything I see of this just looks so staid and generic.
The moral is, you can direct bland action flicks and still get to fuck Kate Beckinsale.