Nobody Has Ever Been This Stimulated by a Dumb Hunting Game…Until Now!
Holy crap, I don’t think I’ve ever been as excited about anything as Plaid Shirt Guy is about Dangerous Hunts 2013! Giant bulging pupils, every hair on his arm standing erect — either Dangerous Hunts 2013 is the most thrilling damn game of all time, or this dude did a pound of meth before picking up his plastic gun. Sounds fun either way.
Plaid Shirt Guy seconds before his brain exploded out his ears from excitement.
Hunt Endangered African Animals With a Chrome Coated Pistol!
This is the closest you’re ever going to get to living the life of a power mad African warlord.
New Advanced Animal AI!
…the trailer says before showing us half a dozen animals mindlessly leaping at the camera. Guess the AI guys hadn’t got around to programming “leaping” until this game? Well, they certainly have it covered now!
Welcome to the critically endangered list asshole.
The FEARMASTER!
Holy crap you guys, it can read your heartbeat! It’s the Wii Vitality Sensor in sawed-off shotgun form!
Underneath the Flash, This is Still a Realistic Hunting Sim
“Hunters know, controlling your breath makes the difference between a hit and a miss.”
See hunters? The things you know matter. It may seem like the once staid and reliable Cabela’s series has taken a trip to Crazytown from which it may never return, but really, deep down the game’s still based on sound hunting fundamentals. When you’re being attacked by an angry pack of bloodthirsty rhinos it really is all about maintaining proper breathing patterns.
So folks, how many copies of Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts 2013 are you pre-ordering? I suggest at least two in case you wear the first copy out.
trailer via GoNintendo
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if its anything like the last couple games ive rented all arcade like screw it why cant they make a realistic one??? hope this one is ill be renting first if its good ill buy if not meh
I’m detecting a little sarcasm in this post
Purely unintentional, I swear.
I’ve always wanted too hunt some of the larger, more dangerous animals on the planet! Thanks Cabela!!!
Obviously, since Activision gives their developers hardly any money or time, it’s gonna be a budget title. If you can look past that and just enjoy the game, it’s probably gonna be pretty fun. Anybody who wants a realistic hunting game needs to check out Cabela’s Hunting Expedtitions. Activision finally listened to the people on facebook, and now FUNLABS is making it for wii, xbox 360, ps3, and pc download.
I havn’t fully enjoyed a Cabela’s hunting game since Deer Hunt 2005. Aside from the the flaw of killing your character by simply sliding down a hill, feet on ground, and the flawed firearm descriptions, the game is a very good hunting sim. Being aware of wind and sound, looking for tracks (that don’t glow!!!!), and using large sandbox enviroments.
Since, Cabela’s games have become increasingly and saddly arcade-like, very far removed from the real hunting experience and the dicipline and real satisfaction the sport holds,
As a lifelong hunter living in Northern Canada, I personally hold to the notion that responsible and ethical hunting should be a personal test of intellect, honour and skill. Hunting games should, and once did, relfect such.
There are plenty of zombie-games out there. Hunting sims should not fall into that catagory.