
With today’s myriad of beverage options, it’s hard for humble old milk to compete. When was the last time you drank a glass of milk? Non-chocolate milk? Yeah, thought so. But hey, milk has learned a new trick! It can now protect against HIV.
Cows can’t contract HIV, but Australian scientists have found that if you inject them with the virus while pregnant they’ll produce effective anti-HIV antibodies. These antibodies are passed along through their milk.
So, you just drink this milk and you’re protected? Uh, not quite. The plan is to use the milk to produce a cream that you can apply to your man or lady junk before getting it on. Not sure how appealing that sounds. “Milk based cream” makes me think of yogurt — not the most erotic of substances. Hmmm, maybe it will come in chocolate?
via Gizmag



Ohhhhhhh, Nathan, you healthy eating virgin..’Whipped cream’ is a milk based cream as well..
You make a good point sir. This is what happens when you write a post about sex cream while eating yogurt.
You know that potentially deadly virus that can mutate into a even deadlier virus, lets inject that into an animal that 90% of humans consume almost every part of numerous times a day!
SCIENCE!
Wait, so if the antibodies are passed on through milk, but not the virus itself, does that mean that human breast milk is safe consumption?
Er, not that I really need to know nor will I now spend the next two hours googling “HIV breast milk” *coughs* carry on. *Whistles and walks away*
Meanwhile, in Australia:
“Ummm, Bruce? What are you doing with that cow?”
“Dahnt you warry, mate. Aaahm just ‘injecting’ her with my AIDS.”
Well, this old-school nerd drinks milk every doggone day. You modern nerds with your alcohol and hippity-hoppity music really get my goat…