
The assassin who never misses unless he’s aiming at a superhero will get his live-action debut tonight on Arrow. And, actually, I’m really looking forward to it.
Arrow has been a very surprising show over the course of two episodes. Stephen Amell has handed in a strong lead performance, and the writing has been surprisingly strong in some respects.
But the reason I’m looking forward to this episode is that Deadshot may be able to actually kill somebody onscreen for once.
One of the problems with Deadshot as a character in terms of adapting him is that he’s a cold-blooded killer, and PG-13 ratings aren’t generally kind to those. The result is generally a lot of talk about how great Deadshot is, and then he gets beaten like a third-grader. Even Batman: Arkham City ultimately ended with Floyd getting taken down in the most embarrassing fashion possible. Arrow, however, will happily feature its hero snapping some poor shmuck’s neck, so I’m hopeful Deadshot will finally get his due even if he had to shave his mustache to do it.
As usual, I’ll be jumping onto this post with snarky comments as the action goes on, especially if Ollie’s sister shows up, yet again, to complain about how easy he had it living for five years on an island hellhole while she was waited on hand and foot. Hand and foot, people!




ABS SHOT! Once an episode!
Why doesn’t Arrow just go down the list in order?
Deadshot has a crappy Photoshop filter eyepatch!
So Arrow’s a drug addict, huh?
You shot him to protect him? Because an arrow through the lung is awesome protection!
Awesome parenting there, Momma Queen.
So why does Ollie live with his mom, again?
Poisoned bullets? Seriously?!
Tattooing the names of your victims on your body seems like it’d be a bit of a liability in court.
Why did he wait so long into the process to tattoo his arm? It seems like that would be the first place I’d tattoo my victims names.
Starting a nightclub over your secret base doesn’t seem like a good idea.
Diggle is rapidly becoming my favorite character on this show.
Laurel, please accept a job in another city, far, far away from this show.
Shut…UP… THEA!
Parkour in 3…2…1…
I like that Quentin is not immediately after Arrow’s ass, though.
I guess the writers must think that all women are insane, insecure nutjobs.
Yeah, actually, that seems consistent.
That hat ain’t doing shit, Ollie!
So, wait, Oliver Queen walks into a Russian mob hideout, speaking Russian, and NOBODY thinks this is weird?
They must have Rosetta Stone on the island.
Actually, there are hints Ollie learned Russian by dealing with actual Russians on the island. So that’s consistent at least.
Nice to see Curtis from 24 getting work.
Curtis from 24 is awesome in this show. I wish it was just him and Ollie.
I kind of like the villain here, but he’s not Deadshot. At all.
Are we watching Memento? I also think it’s hilarious that he’s ditching Diggle 3 times a day for plot progression.
Hey, when you’ve got a running gag that works, stick with it.
Didn’t Diggle say in the last episode that he would quit if Ollie ditched him again?
WE HAVE A PLOT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Is Quentin on permanent Queen detail or something?
C’mon, Diggle, fuck a bouncer up!
My fiancee just called this club Tetanus. Or maybe Douche.
Absolutely Club Douche.
Awk-ward!
At least she served some purpose in this show.
Yes. She can leave now.
Hey, Thea, they thought he was dead, and she hates him. He doesn’t really have a right to be pissed.
Tommy’s useful for once! And apparently Laurel can beat some ass!
That awkward moment when you wake in a cave next to a skanky Asian dude on an island.
Is the purpose of the show to get the audience to hate every single character except Oliver?
Hey, Quentin and Diggle are awesome.
And yet I still find this show fun to watch so far.
Yeah, I like some of it despite myself. Then there’s the beating ass parts.
Big Belly Burger!!!
The burgers weren’t large enough.
Tommy is afraid of Diggle. So he’s not a total idiot.
One line and I already like this lady.
Tommy is redeeming himself as a character quite a bit here.
Yep, a long way since Rufees jokes in the pilot.
Yeah, glad they dumped that.
Yay wrist guns!
Isn’t Felicity Smoak a Firestorm character?
Yup
Odd, that.
Felicty Smoke? Really?
Her coworkers are Hope Reptile, and Jenny Saibot.
Do all TV composers just read “emotional” scene and poke at a piano over string synths?
Hot IT girl. Like that ever happened.
To be fair, it’s the least implausible aspect of this show.
I guess. Its either that or teenage girls are emotionally insane and never make sense.
Yeah, she is, by far, the least annoying and most useful female character on this show.
At this rate, Arrow is going to be Quentin’s primary source of evidence.
He’s not even trying to disguise his voice. Where’s Christian Bale’s vocal coach when you need him?
I think he’s relying on his douchey behavior to cover for him. Hey, so far it’s working!
Chewing marbles.
Better than a Bane mask.
Hey Dan how much would Uproxx have to pay you to do a live blog of Beauty and the Beast
If you’re asking, I’ll do it.
Why? Because Dan is a patriot and will do anything for America!
I can’t believe I actually feel bad for Tommy.
Bet he loves thinking that his girlfriend thinks that being with him is cause to be judged.
I know, right?
That said, I hated Tommy and this episode has done a lot to make me like the guy.
Gotta agree with you
Dude, just loop Diggle in. He can kick some ass.
Emma Stone commercials >>> Beauty and the Beast commercials
DAMN RIGHT.
SUCKS FOR WAITSTAFF!
I like how Quinten’s idea of extra protection was just showing up by himself
To be fair, getting braced by a vigilante doesn’t get you much in the police department.
Ten bucks says they wanted the KGBeast for this episode and DC wouldn’t do it.
They want him for the next Batman movie.
Damn, right in the man’s eyepatch!
I would be amused if he trapped him in a cable car somehow.
DIGGLE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don’t worry, they’ll save him. And Ollie will finally cop to the obvious.
Bingo
ABOUT FUCKING TIME OLLIE.
I’d have to say this show has gone 3 for 3. No duds yet. It’s good to hear that the show got picked up for a full season. I’ll be interested to see how they turn the Arrow Cave into a nightclub.
Yeah, that just seems like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have to admit I know very little about the Green Arrow, but this show is surprising me. The narrative is unique.
So far it’s pretty distinct for network television. Hopefully they can keep it up.
“Ollie, it was uncool for me to go after your girlfriend, despite the fact that you died porking her sister.”
“So, it was only kinda moderately uncool.”
Despite some of the cheesy dialogue, I am genuinely surprised by how much I like this show. The only other worthwhile show on the CW for years has been Supernatural. That said, HOLY SHIT. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. THEA!
Yeah, I can’t stand her. And it’s really, really creepy how much she and Laurel look alike.
Those are the only kinds of characters that actress seems to play. I’m pretty sure she was Marissa’s annoying bitchy little sister on the OC. And, yes, I used to watch the OC, so fucking what.
Who was that girl playing hot IT girl? WAS AUTUMN REESER UNAVAILABLE!?
I’m aware of Last Resort. I just thought it was requirement that all hot IT/lab assistants be played by Autumn Reeser.
You may have something there. Liked her on Human Target, though her character on Last Resort is unbelievable.
Am i the only one who was disappointed by deadshot? I knew he was gonna lose, but i didn’t expect him to die.
On second thought maybe he didn’t die.
They implied pretty heavily that he’s dead.
Whens he going to punch his son and kick him out for having a heroin addiction? DRAMA!
Deadshot was on Smallville.