
Previously we’ve reported several updates about the cast of Warner’s 3D animated LEGO movie, Lego: The Piece of Resistance. Will Arnett will be voicing Batman (brilliant) and Channing Tatum will be voicing Superman. Chris Pratt (AKA Andy Dwyer) is voicing the lead character, an ordinary guy who is confused with the MasterBuilder and has to prevent a villain from gluing the universe together. Elizabeth Banks and Anna Faris are voicing undisclosed characters, while Morgan Freeman is voicing the Vitruvius.
Now writer/directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller (21 Jump Street) and co-director Chris McKay (Robot Chicken) have signed four more actors, as the very busy picture above may have already tipped you to. Deadline reports Alison Brie, Nick Offerman, Will Ferrell, And Liam Neeson will also be voicing characters in the LEGO movie.
Will Ferrell will be playing the primary villain, President Business, whose name makes me want to loiter in Zuccotti Park, maaaaan. Liam Neeson will be playing Ferrell’s henchman, Bad Cop. Alison Brie will play a member of Chris Pratt’s team who has “a powerful secret”. The Film Stage says her character is named Lisa and has an involvement with LEGO Batman. Oh that Alison Brie always getting involved with Batman.
Perhaps the most amazing part is Deadline’s description of the character Nick Offerman will play. They describe him as “a craggy, swaggering pirate obsessed with revenge on President Business.” Ron Swanson as a swaggering pirate hellbent on revenge? How are we supposed to wait until February 7th, 2014, to see that? And how has Offerman not already played a swaggering pirate in everything ever? And, going back to the previous paragraph, can Alison Brie’s powerful secret be that she’s planning to buy a Corgi and a Slave Leia costume and then make a series of .gifs which will bring about world peace?




Here’s all the money I have left, Lego people. Enjoy it.
Hate to be trolling, but Ron Swanson has played a swaggering pirate hellbent on revenge on pretty much every Halloween episdoe of Parks and Rec (Well, he’s played a pirate, but I’m sure he wants vengeance on somebody, he’s Ron F*cking Swanson).
But in regards to everything else about this post, *SPLOOOOSH*
Allison Brie as a Lego? That’s gonna make my next trip to Lego Land real awkward.
Lego my money!
::gets yanked away by giant butterfly net::
Also, I’m fairly certain the main villain is defeated by walking around his lair barefoot and stepping on the hero.
“I have no idea to this day what those two Asian kids were building. Truth is, I don’t want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I’d like to think they were building something so beautiful, it can’t be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those blocks stacked higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.”