
I enjoyed Prometheus a lot, more than most, but I have no problem admitting that the movie’s script was less than ideal. Well, good news — guess who won’t be back for the forthcoming Prometheus sequel? Hollywood blockbuster generating robot Damon Lindelof! Here’s what Lindelof had to say about his non-involvement…
“Prometheus was a rewrite. Jon Spaihts wrote a script and I rewrote it. And still it was a year of my life that I spent on Prometheus. The idea of building a sequel to it—from the ground up this time—with Ridley is tremendously exciting, but at the same time, I was like, ‘Well that’s probably going to be two years of my life.’ I can’t do what J.J. [Abrams] does. I don’t have the capability. I’m usually very single-minded creatively. I can only be working on one thing at a time.”
Someone needs to update Damon Lindelof’s operating system. Only one task at once? That’s some first-generation iPad s–t. Oh, by the way, all the cool, heady big ideas, backstory about the Engineers and well, most of the plot stuff that actually made sense? That was Jon Spaihts. The annoying way the movie sort of, but neeeever quite connects to Alien? That was Lindelof’s main contribution. So hey, here’s to a coherent Prometheus 2.
via Collider




This is the worst news since hearing Damon Lindelof was writing Prometheus.
The Engineers’ backstory was pretty weak, too. (To paraphrase Red Letter Media, “If we’re genetically identical to the Engineers then why do we share 99% of our DNA with chimpanzees?”)
I was all the more disgusted with Prometheus because it did have some genuinely good things in it. One of those is they way it ended — despite all the gobbledygook that preceded it, I was genuinely interested in the further adventures of the surviving characters. So maybe this could be good.
A whole lot of monkey sex. Hot Engineer on monkey action.
When the engineer at the beginning broke up his DNA, there’s no telling what parts of it attached to and grew into. This was the genesis of the entire human evolutionary tree. Humans didn’t just spontaneously pop up, they evolved just like in real life.
“entire human evolutionary tree” = “all life on Earth, ever”, just so we’re clear.
Why did they need to evolve if all the DNA was already there?
I still don’t even know what happened at the very beginning with the nekkid Engineer.
The beginning of the human race.
Seriously.
He jumped in a river and turned to a black cloud. I didn’t draw that conclusion. Scenery sure looked purty though
The muck he drank blew him up, so to speak, exploding his DNA into the previously unoccupied Earth. He was the genesis of evolution.
So his DNA was fragmented, somehow incorporated into the first prokaryotes, mutated over billions of years, and in one lineage it wound up exactly the same as it was at the outset?
Meanwhile, the Engineers waited around for couple billion years, in which time they did not evolve at all, and then came back in time to see the species that had coincidentally evolved to have their exact same genome?
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
Well this is good news to everybody, now he can go back to what he does best: trolling bitter Lost fans on twitter.
well, that’s good news, I think, if there’s chance of a good movie coming out of this.
I bet he re-wrote Charlie, the worst character in any movie, god that guy sucked.
Is it coincidence Charlie basically looked liked a hunky Damon Lindelof? Yes, probably. OR IS IT?
At least he doesn’t look super punchable in the banner pic.
Just megapunchable. Nothing is as punchable as his Wiki photo.
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You wanna really fall in love and feel sorry for Jon Spaihts? And you say you want to hate Damon Lindelof even more? Watch the Bluray extras. One of these guys comes up as pretty cool and humble, one comes of as a huge douchebag.
Now that is a nice christmas gift