
So, yeah, there’s a new Man of Steel poster out. Looks like it’s getting into the plot a little bit. Just a tad. We also overanalyze the new Star Trek poster, because we’re nerds.
For those interested, here’s the whole poster:

For us, the more interesting implication here is that Superman is voluntarily submitting to arrest. Really, if he wants to leave, it’s not like handcuffs will slow him down any. Nor will the soldiers he’s surrounded by be able to do much more than get smacked silly and goggle at Superman twisting their guns into knots. We’re assuming he gets framed for something, maybe property destruction for crushing Jimmy’s signal watch, but we’ll know more, likely after The Hobbit hits theaters in a few weeks.
Now for Benedict Cumberbatch’s trenchcoat clad butt:

Clearly, somebody at Paramount is a Dark Knight Rises fan. That said, this would seem to indicate that the villain in this case really is Gary Mitchell instead of Khan, since Khan doesn’t usually cause destruction on this massive a scale (nor is he a Starfleet officer, which the vague official summary all but announced)
Whoever he is, he’s got the power to really trash the place, and we’ll be curious to see what we get when trailers start hitting.




I want so badly to dislike these new Star Trek movies, but i just can’t stop. I wish i knew how to quit you J.J.
I like them for what they are: dumb actioners with a thin candy-coating of Star Trek. I will say they are immaculately cast, which helps considerably.
I don’t get why they choose Gary Mitchell as the villain, its not like he was a great one, or a memorable one, he was just “the first one”
Honestly? There’s a lack of good villains from the original series. TNG had a great run of enemies, but TOS pretty much had “Alien so powerful you think he’s a god” or “Alien who is really a stand-in for some sort of Cold War paranoia that isn’t really relevant to modern audiences.”
This could be an entirely new guy, though: They haven’t officially announced any character, and for all we know Mitchell is just Osama Bin White Guy.
I just hope the fact Abrams chose a bit of an obscure villain will help his cred a little with the Trekkies so they’ll calm down. ZOMG JJ IS RUINING STAR TREK WITH HIS LENS FLARES.
I long for a realistic god-like villain. One with unparalleled powers but crippling arthritis. Or omnipotence over the domain of mankind with a shellfish allergy. How about a being who transcends life and death whom nobody takes seriously because his costume is a combination of plaids and solids.
I think a realistic godlike being who originally wanted all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace but later decided revenge against his enemies, a month-long orgasm, tax free 30 millions dollars per month, and all-encompassing power over every living being would be pretty cool.
” How about a being who transcends life and death whom nobody takes seriously because his costume is a combination of plaids and solids.” …So… Mr. Immortal?
So, Henry Cavill is pretty jacked
Well, he is playing Superman. I always wonder about these relatively skinny guys who have to put on some serious muscle; it must be bizarre to wake up one day and realize “I’m the size of a semi now.”
I can’t wait for all the ‘Train Like Superman’ workouts to come out this summer. I’ll follow them for a month and a half, then say to myself ‘Oh wait I’m 5 foot 9, I’m never going to look like that’ and then eat a lot of ice cream. DAMN YOU DNA!
You think about, Superman could probably let himself go and be just as effective. I would watch type 2 diabetes Superman eye laser fools to death while floating and eating a turkey drumstick.
These guys have to be using HGH, right? I mean, it’s not like you get an Oscar taken away for doping. there’s no way Tom Hardy in TDKR could’ve looked like that just working out.
Well, generally they’ve got six months, and it’s possible to get a six-pack in a month: [www.huffingtonpost.com]
Yeah, steroids are pretty much actor fuel. It’s not like there’s a stigma.
Probably being arrested as an undocumented immigrant.
“DEPORT HIM! DEPORT HIM!” “Uhhhhh…where?”
And you’ll see Batman, Green Lantern, and the Flash in a picket line screaming “HE TOOK OUR JOBS” as Superman does everything.
And that’s how you set up the JLA movie
DEY TEK UR ZOD!
So the new Superman movie is borrowing a plot device… from Hancock?
Hitchcock – not the sequel to Hancock and Hitch
This is something thats happened in quite a few Superman comics.
I was going to say, Supes goes to jail a lot.