Lookin’ a bit sweaty Kirk. All those lens flares must be hot.
Last week’s Star Trek Into Darkness teaser trailer was pretty rad wasn’t it? You bet it was. Well, the full theatrical trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness trailer has arrived, and let me tell you, it’s even radder.
Hit the jump for the new, two-minute, almost-all-new-footage trailer…
Man, sure are a lot of guys jumping off high things in this movie, isn’t there? Oh, and for that last “is there anything you would not do…” bit, did they pull a Pete from season 5 of Mad Men and intentionally shave Chris Pine’s hairline back? That’s by far the most Shatner-esque he’s ever looked.
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Insert lens flare joke here…
That is all.
So it’s not Khan, but it’s the plot of Wrath of Khan. Got it.
Actually, with the whole “He’s in the brig and then gets out and starts something” bit, it looks more like Star Trek V.
Holy shit that was the most dramatic drop drop fizz fizz of alkaseltzer I have ever seen. Seriously at around 1;25 that guy must have some serious gas.
Acid reflux is serious business.
Original title: Farts Of Darkness.
Star Trek Into Waste Extraction
Also isn’t Captain Pike supposed to be in the Managerie where he can live the rest of his life happy with the full use of his body and mind.
Might not have happened yet, also new timeline etc etc.
Yeah, I figure its definitely the whole new timeline thing, it’s just that was one of my all time favorite 2 episode arcs so I hate to see it ignored in the new universe.
Funnily enough that is like… the only episode of TOS that I can clearly remember. Using Pike as more of a father figure to Kirk might provide some interesting storytelling opportunities though, who knows maybe Cumberbatch can off him.
To rephrase what RLM said, the Star Trek ’09 film was a remake of the old show based off of what the average idiot know about Trek. So a lot of what happened in our 1964-2005 Star Trek isn’t relevant to these films. Eg, If Abrams films took place in the 1964-2005 Star Trek universe, we’d have the Klingons looks like the TOS Klingons and not the post TOS Klingons which we will probably get if we see them. In the same respects, we saw the classic Romulans without the green-grey faces and foreheads, but if it followed the 1964-2005 timeline they should look like the TNG style Romulans. Let’s not forget how wrong the “engine room” is in the Abrams films and the locations of Vulcan, the Romulan Star Empire and Klingon Empire are all wrong.
YES I HAVE HAD SEX THANKS FOR ASKING
Saw this in the theater. Probably the only trailer that left an impression, at least favorably.
I’m of two minds. The angry Trekkie in me is revolted, the dumb action movie fan thinks it looks like fun.
I do want to see the cast have another go. They were uniformly great.
agreed on the cast thingy.
In a world where Voyager and Enterprise happened, I’m all out of angry for Star Trek. This just looks good to me.
And you call yourself a nerd!
I assure you, I could still go on quite a fine rant about Voyager.
Enterprise had its moments. Mostly Jeffery Combs and that Mirror Universe story…but still! The Voyager cast was best as sleep aid (except the EMH)
I’m going to this but I’ll probably have a few drinks beforehand. I need a way to forget about the 1964-2005 Trek TV shows and TOS films before.
Looks like a lot of Pew Pew Pew! I’m hoping the plot is halfway decent and not insulting to the fans and just dark for the sake of being dark.
Also Chekov in a Red Uniform does not bode well.
Yeah I was wondering if I was the only one that caught it. Why the hell is he in red?
I’m hoping the plot is halfway decent and not insulting to the fans and just dark for the sake of being dark.
So…not Nemesis then?
Why the hell is he in red?
He’s transferred to ops to work on some wessels?
But I need to know: will there be lens flares? and a giant mushy creature that was teased with random concept art for months ahead?
jk lol rofl can’t wait.
Giant mushy creature? Thanks for re awaking bad memories of Love & Monsters
I’m watching “A Serious Man” for some reason right now…really wish I was watching this new Star Trek instead.
The reason is that “A Serious Man” is amazing.
This link is no longer working, where is my effing trailer uproxx?
Updated. I’ll never understand trailers getting yanked. They’re advertisements — you’d think studios would want as many people as possible to see them.
Star Trek 2: Everybody Jumps Off Of Everything
As long as the follow this up with “Star Trek III – Here’s Seven of Nine’s Boobs”.
“Star Trek IV: We’ve rebooted TNG and Christina Hendricks is Dr. Crusher and Kate Upton is Tasha Yar. Also Odo has returned and the warp core is powered by his sarcasm”
As long as we get more big-boobed green-skin chicks along with our PEW PEW, I’m good.
Cumerbatch’s character immediately strikes me as Khan Noonien Singh.
But less mancleavage
Or less Eugenics Wars