This bruiser’s fists were evolved for destruction
When people start talking about evolution and the human hand, it’s usually our opposable thumbs that get all the attention, but really opposable thumbs aren’t all that unique. Most primates have opposable thumbs (although, granted, most aren’t as large or dexterous as ours). No, what’s really unique about our hands is their shape — we have these square flat palms and short fingers, whereas almost every other primate has long palms and fingers. Why? So we can easily ball them up to pummel our fellow man with of course.
According to a new study by scientist David Carrier, nearly everything about our hands has evolved to facilitate punching s–t. The tight fists humans are capable of deliver up to three-times more force than any sort of open hand strike. Also, all the joints and bones in our hands are designed to be much sturdier when our hands are in fist form.
So yeah, we could have just evolved long thumbs and been done with it, but being the dominant species a–holes we are, humans decided we needed face-pulping weapons on the end of both arms. Go ahead Homo sapiens, give yourself a pat on the back with your meaty face punchers.
via Discovery News, Punchy girl via Shutterstock




The odd thing here is that chimps can still tear us apart.
Anything bigger than a fat rabbit is going to give us trouble in fist-to-paw combat.
And yet boxers and MMA practicioners still break their hands quite a bit during fights/sparring.
That’s because they’re mostly punching other boxers’/MMA practicioners’ thick skulls.
Not that many people have fought Fujita
I would have gone with Cabbage Correira myself
“Designed” huh?
Yes, by our glorious creator God of course. *Duh.*
Bas Rutten open hand strikes the work of David Carrier right off his desk sir!
Palm strike, palm strike, BONG, BONG, BONG!
EVERYBODY underestimates da kick to da groin.
Evolutions doesn’t have a goal. The genetics passed on through generation happen to have hands that are better for punching . Those type of hands may have been attractive or saved a life at some point. I think it is misleading to state that we evolved this way with a goal in mind. Thanks.
Misleading? Yes. Awesome? Also yes.
Okay, what douchey anti-Intelligent design message board did this story get linked on? I know how evolution works — this is a comedy blog though, and “BUT WAIT, EVOLUTION DOESN’T ACTUALLY HAVE DESIGNERS OR GOALS GUYS” disclaimers are boring and not funny.
” douchey anti-Intelligent design message board”, think of all the traffic!
It was linked from the Mass Effect boards.