Grumpy Cat Is Not The Hero We Need. She’s The Hero We Deserve (And Afternoon Links)

VIDEO ABOVE: “Once every 77 years, the Galilean moons align and the universe unites to celebrate the rare phenomenon of the Scottie Pinwheel.” — Well That’s Adorable

Interview: Talking To Fred Armisen About ‘Portlandia,’ ‘SNL,’ And Meeting Prince |Warming Glow|

The Best Images & GIFs Reacting To J.J. Abrams Directing ‘Star Wars’ |UPROXX|

A Company Is Selling Temporary Kaepernick Tattoos |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

This Week in Posters & Stills: A German Shepard in a Mask |Film Drunk|

Getting To Know Baauer By His 10 Best Remixes |Smoking Section|

The Lineup For Puppy Bowl IX! |With Leather|

The Best Cars From Sci-Fi |Unreality|

Drunken Golf Trick Shot |Gorilla Mask|

Your Birthday: Then and Now |College Humor|

Bad Lip Reading: Inauguration 2013 |High Definite|

Hollywood’s 11 Most Inspiring Female Ass Kickers |Pajiba|

12 Athletes Who Lied About Being On The Juice |Giant Life|

Is This the Most Badass Ad Campaign of All Time? |Brobible|

11 Original Songs That Were Cut From Their Movies |Mental Floss|

15 Unintentionally Inappropriate Kid Drawings |HuffPost Comedy|

The 25 Best Cocktails In NYC Right Now Being Made In GIFs |Complex|

New technology could stop global warming by turning CO2 into booze |Fark|

A Reminder That Nicolas Cage Was Once Going To Play Superman In A Movie |Buzzfeed|

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