Earlier today I posted a story about a guy stealing video games from hospitalized children and now I feel as though I ought to post something to balance that story’s awfulness. Something fantastic! Exciting! Life affirming! I think I’ve found just the thing…
You could have a story you’ve written illustrated by the one-and-only Rob Liefeld! Yup, just write a five-to-six page story and send it off to Mr. Liefeld and if he likes it enough, he’ll draw it and include it in an upcoming issue of Youngblood or Bloodstrike.
Hit the jump for instructions and a link to the submission form…
“Step 1 – Write a short story featuring one of my EXTREME CHARACTERS. the story MUST BE EXTREME CHARACTERS ONLY. You are submitting a brief few paragraph’s pitching your idea for a short 5-6 page story.
Step 2 – HIT THE BUTTON. Here on this web site, to the right is a button that says CONTACT ME! This will send your story to my attention.
Step 3 – Wait to be contacted. I will choose 3 winners, 1 every few weeks starting March 6th, 2013. If your pitch is chosen you will be given a work for hire agreement to sign in order to participate.”
What? Only EXTREME CHARACTERS? No Marvel stuff? Ugh. [Crumples my Forearm mini-epic].
Here’s the submission form. If any of you folks manage to write a winning story, make sure to inform me so I can be so, so proud of you.
via ComicsAlliance
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Damn. I had a great idea for a buddy cop series called Pouches and Littlefeet. Im almost certain Liefeld could draw it.
Their nemesis could be The Ankle. Wait that’s Rob’s nemesis, how about The Candle.
Autospell hates The Cankle.
All female team: Extreme Foot Patrol: Kicking Crime in the Face!
Women and feet, two things Liefeld couldn’t draw if you bribed him.
Quick! Someone help me find what an “extreme” synonme for pouches is!
BATTLEPOCKET!
I guess that’s one way to improve the writing on the book.
All the dialog boxes in my submission will read, “Rob Liefeld is the worst artist.”
Oh wait, I need to make it more extreme. “R0l3 LiEFeld 1s the w0rST Art1sT!!!!11!!!!!1!!!”
And the last panel will have all his characters getting in a spaceship to return to their home planet. And then that spaceship will blow up.
I have a feeling ol’ Rob will be sorting through a few of these.
Rob Liefeld can SUCK IT! Back in my hey day of comic collecting and general nerdism (1989-1995) I joined the “Rob Liefeld fan club”. It cost me 15 bucks and at the time, 15 bucks is a lot of money for a 13 year old farm boy. All this prick sent me was a crappy “youngblood” pin (the size of a dime!) and newsletter about his self written awesomeness. Nothing else ever came.
Thanks for the 15 dollar pin. But it should of been a pin of “Massengill” becuase you’re clearly a douche.
Inspired by The Fairly OddParents, I will submit a script which will be nothing but Supreme in the fetal position for 5-6 pages.
My idea is about a guy with a foot fetish. It was already rejected
My idea was a day-in-the-life story about Shaft. In it, there’s implied masturbation, there are a couple of panels of putting on and tying shoes, and backgrounds are detailed.
I’ve not been contacted about it appearing in an upcoming issue.