
The upcoming Godzilla remake, reboot, re-something from Legendary Pictures is not unreasonably being treated with a little skepticism. But there are reasons to be excited, beyond, but including, casting hot French actresses.
It Was Unlikely Another Godzilla Movie Was Ever Going To Be Made
Toho will never admit this, but after Godzilla: Final Wars, they were pretty much taking the Big G out back, Old Yeller style. For all the claims of “retirement”, Toho not only wrapped up the series, but also destroyed their water tank. And to be fair, it’s not like the Millenium series, although interesting, lit the box office on fire. Even when Toho delivered a great monster movie like GMK: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack, which in G-fan quarters is considered a classic almost superior to the original Gojira, it was mostly seen as a cult curiosity.
Toho’s got to keep the lights on, and Godzilla just wasn’t paying the bills. So if Hollywood didn’t step in, one of the longest running franchises in film history would have died. Besides, who doesn’t love giant monsters?
They’re Using The Classic Monster
Radioactive breath, proper roar, original fat-around-the-hips lizard design, all of it. It’s going to be a Godzilla movie in the sense that Godzilla is actually in it, not some knock-off that gets cornholed in a Toho movie and that we will never speak of again.
Frank Darabont Is Writing the Script
Darabont is best known for The Shawshank Redemption, but the man really loves monster movies, as a quick revisit of his gleefully gory take on The Blob makes clear. And he wants to make Godzilla scary again, which is saying something.
Gareth Edwards Is Directing
Monsters, Edwards’ 2010 science fiction film, is not a classic, mostly because Edwards as a storyteller is prone to the thuddingly obvious. But it was also a movie made for less than a million bucks that had convincing giant monsters and built a real, genuine world.
Imagine what he can do with $80 million, and a producer that tells him to maybe be a little more subtle.
Juliette Binoche Is In It
Hey, having a talented actress who happens to be pretty hot has never hurt a movie. Besides, Binoche doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to at this point in her career; she’s spent the last few years working with guys like David Cronenberg and Abbas Kiarostami, racking up the awards and generally doing whatever she feels like. So the fact that she feels like doing a giant monster movie tells us there’s some promise to this.




Great post and dead on. I would argue that some of Monsters was clunky and obvious, but other parts were kind of obtuse and unexplained. In any case, what a great feel that movie had, and Darabont is going to provide the logic and structure anyway, right? Let’s hope nobody gets too heavy handed with the 9/11 allegory stuff, I think Spielberg used that up in War of the Worlds.
Binoche being on board is a great sign but ask Jean Reno if placing a French acting icon in a Godzilla movie guarantees success.
I think Jean Reno is a different case in the sense if you can meet his price, he’ll do anything. I’m pretty sure he did some local car ads around here.
You mean I could theoretically pay Jean Reno to come over and re-enact scenes from Crimson Rivers with legos? Neat!
I’m super excited for this. I love Godzilla and have since I was a kid (because my dad loves Godzilla). I’m curious to see how they treat the classic design, of which there are several variants. But I’m mostly interested in how they’re going to the classical cheese of practical effects vs. CGI.
That I foresee as the big possible stumbling block. It needs to be man-in-suit, but whether Hollywood will go for that is… an open question.
I don’t know if it has to be man-in-suit but it has to _feel_ like man-in-suit. You don’t necessarily need a man in a suit crushing balsa wood buildings, you just need it to feel like that’s what you’re watching.
True, but I still think practical effects enhanced by CGI are the way to go. It’s how Toho did a lot of their movies and it works pretty well.
That’s a great way to explain Monsters. I hated it because it was so on the nose but the world was pretty good. It was just the characters and the story
Yeah, Edwards had zero confidence we’d figure out his metaphors, you know, because it’s such an oblique and subtle film.
I’ve got to disagree on the first point, everything gets recycled. As a Godzilla fan I would have rather seen the franchise get shelved for a few decades then see another attempt at Americanizing it.
I’m pretty sure Toho would have returned eventually, but if they were going to unretire Godzilla, they would have done it by now. It killed me when I heard they demolished the water tank; that’s as good as saying the franchise is dead, they shot so much Godzilla footage there.
Pacific Rim might be a good test of the radioactive waters for this kinda flick.
I would love to see Giant Monster movies make a return especially if we can get Beyonce involved somehow… [i.imgur.com]
Unless it features Matthew Broderick and a P Diddy cover song for the theme, I’m not interested.