You’re already familiar with Kate Upton if you’ve been perusing With Leather’s very busy Kate Upton tag. Now we have an excuse to talk about KATE UPTON NAKED JUICE SMOOTHIES PILLOW FIGHT EATING POPSICLES BIKINI CAT DADDY GIF AND HELLO GOOGLE SEARCHERS. Um, excuse me. Just a bit of search engine optimization. But enough SEO. Let’s get back to the super relevant Kate Upton news.
In a recent interview with GQ, Upton spoke about her love of spontaneously dancing and also of a hidden talent involving video games. ON TOPIC.
GQ: Do you have any hidden talents that people wouldn’t know about?
Kate Upton: I’m an amazing Mario Kart player. Seriously, I’ll beat anyone. I played a lot when I was a kid and I always remember how, so now I just come back and kick whoever’s ass I’m playing and boom! Done.
I’d like to formally challenge Kate Upton to Wario’s Stadium at dawn. 50 cc. Myself in the role of Toad. I will cheat.
Hey, you know what other things Kate Upton is good at? Eating things and doing the cat daddy.
This concludes the laziest, most click-whoring thing I’ve ever written. Gotta mark it on a calender.
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That’s Wario’s Stadium, ya fuckin’ scrub!
GoldenEye, Library, Slappers Only.
BOOK IT!!!
Would she play as oddjob?
Slap her? I don’t even know her!
Kate… You, Me… RAINBOW ROAD!!!! *Cue dramatic music*
BAH GAWD! THE RAINBOW ROAD JUMP CHEAT! NOT LIKE THIS!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
Jim Ross voice? Jim Ross voice.
I don’t think she’s hiding her “talents” very well.
Kungjitsu for the win. ((Slow Clap))
I’d still shoot her with the blue turtle shell, because that’s how I fucking roll.
Wario Stadium. That is the level I smoke anyone in. Jump the wall, jump back over the wall, repeat, repeat. Beeeeew. 1st.
That doesn’t even mean she’s any good. All she has to do is take her top off and any guy (and a fair lot of women) within a square mile wouldn’t be able to focus on anything else, she could be terrible and still win.
I would kick her ass and then she would be like “i was going to sleep with you but not anymore I’m going home” and then I’ll be left jerking it to Princess Peach, again.
I think Mac sums up this challenge nicely: [www.youtube.com]
Yeah, I’m gonna bet that she’s actually just really good at having guys let her win.
That’s a good thing to be good at.
50 cc? Why don’t you guys just throw your tampons at each other.
MAYBE WE WILL.
came here to make this joke, but I see that it’s already been done and done better than I would have.
I’d power slide all over her.
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