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G.I. Jose — ‘A Real Mexican Hero’ — Is Real And His Van Is Glorious |UPROXX|

“We Saw Your Junk” gives Seth MacFarlane’s boobs song a sex change |Film Drunk|

Here’s An 11-Year Old’s Ski Jump Fail, Because We’re Awful People |With Leather|

Ever Hear The Story Of When Freddie Gibbs Met Michael Jackson? |Smoking Section|

This Week In F–k You: Onion CEO Steve Hannah |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

News Anchors Saying The Name Of 9-Year-Old Rapper Lil Poopy Is Never Not Funny |Warming Glow|

This Photo of Vanessa Hudgens Snorting Coke Off Topless Selena Gomez Is Fake, But Whatever |Brobible|

13 Really Creepy Movie Locations |Mental Floss|

Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man |Gorilla Mask|

If Real Life Were Like Comic Books |College Humor|

What’s the Best Sitcom of the Past 30 Years? |Vulture|

19 People Stuck In The Friend Zone |HuffPost Comedy|

Bulldog Impressive With The Balloon Volley |Clip Nation|

Bad Lip Reading: 2013 Independent Spirit Awards |High Definite|

12 Reasons Why It’s Not Too Late To Start Loving “Bunheads” |Pajiba|

They’ve Rocked Versace Silk And Other Versace Shirt Sightings |Giant Life|

Volkswagen XL1: 261-MPG Hybrid Car to Become Production Reality |Technabob|

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