
Are you guys ready for yet another Star Wars rumor? AICN is saying — in their nearly-unreadable, every-other-word-capitalized way — that the first spin-off movie about a Star Wars character will be starring Yoda. Excellent news this is, if true. AICN also says Lucas has been considering a stand-alone film about Jabba the Hutt, but a Yoda film would come first.
In the past, Joe Johnston has expressed interest in doing a Boba Fett movie, while Robert Rodriguez wanted to do a Han Solo stand-alone film. And Zach Snyder recently denied rumors he was working on a Seven Samurai style Star Wars spin-off. We also heard recently that writers Lawrence Kasdan (The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Raiders of the Lost Ark) and Simon Kinberg (Sherlock Holmes) would be involved in a future Star Wars project, but they aren’t writing episode VII.
In other words, Kathleen Kennedy and LucasFilm do seem to be planning multiple Star Wars projects, but a stand-alone movie about Yoda is still just a rumor. Slashfilm also brings up an obvious point that “merchandise is always going to be a part of any plans for the Lucas universe, and a Yoda film — complete with a collection of other cute but tough alien characters — could be a bonanza in that department.”
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Yoda the T-shirt, Yoda the coloring book, Yoda the lunch box, Yoda the breakfast cereal, Yoda the flame thrower. And last but not least, Yoda the doll. Adorable.
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I would pay tens of dollars to see Han Solo and Boba Fett in a buddy-cop style spin off. Sort of like Prof X and Magento’s relationship circa X-Men First Class.
Magento is my favorite CMYK-Man.
dick
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Speaking of Robert Rodriguez, TIL he directed the Spy Kids franchise, which I only figured out after seeing the entire cast of Desperado in Spy Kids: Game Over with my kids last night. Banderas, Hayek, Cheech, Buchemi and Trejo. Hell, Danny Trejo’s name in the movie is Machete.
Yes, Trejo’s name is Machete in the Spy Kids movies. The funny thing is that Alexa Vega is going to be in Machete Kills, but I doubt that she’s going to play Carmen. Talk about weird continuity…
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The alternately funny and creepy Yoda from the original trilogy, or the mind-numbingly boring Yoda from the prequels?
If this Yoda resembles anything like the Yoda in the prequels it will be absolute garbage.
I think they should resurrect that Star Wars show as one about Han Solo’s early days, just after he hooked up with Chewie. If they did something like that I would buy all the 1st season action figures out of appreciation.
YES.
What’s weird is, I remember reading a story before Episode III was released that no writers who worked on Star Wars Universe books or comics were allowed to tell the origin story of Han and Chewie, which of course led me to believe that would come up in Episode III.
That shit is a gold mine, and if they ignore that story when they do all these spin-offs, they are fools.
Although it’s mostly forgettable, I still remember growing up watching the Ewok Adventure movies
I’m a little disappointed you failed to refer to the Robert Rodriguez project as the Han Solo solo flick, but I’ll get over it.
I’m totally stealing this for a post later today. Thanks.
I know it wasn’t me who was made physically sick by the Yoda lightsaber fights in the prequels. Shit was dumb.
“nearly-unreadable, every-other-word-capitalized way”
Yes, this describes Harry Knowles writing style very well.
Yaddle or GTFO.
Tata Steel (UK – Scunthorpe) will produced the steel for this project. We can make to your exact specification. I’ll head the project too for peace of mind. Ha ha ha