I was hoping for the clip where Van Damme tries to hide his boner from the aerobics/dance instructor. I think it was from some weird foreign show he was on way back when. If someone wants to post the link you would make my day.
I was one plane once with Jean Claude. We were both reaching for the same Nat Geo mag at the same time. I let him have it, ’cause he’s JCVD and I’m the guy in 4a. I skulked back to my seat and had another free drink. Then they asked for my boarding pass, and made me go back to 21f. And they took my drink away. JCVD sucks.
I don’t understand how anyone can dislike this man after looking at those GIFs. I doubt Steven Seagal would ever have the guts to break dance on a pool table during a fight scene.
If you don’t know what Seagal is capable of during a pool hall fight scene, then you have clearly never watched Out for Justice. He uses pool balls to knock out the teeth of a man with a penchant for using pool cues as batons. The man’s name is “Sticks.” It’s all rather brilliant, really.
Seria PERFEITO Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme Estrelar na Continuação do Filme: The Avengers / Os Vingadores.
Já que a propria Marvel informa pretende trabalhar com mais personagens novos.
Com o Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme nos Filmes da Marvel agurdamos é Sucesso No Triplo. É só falar quando estreia no Cinema que já vou reservar minha entrada
******************************************* It would be PERFECT Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme in Estrelar Continued Film: The Avengers / The Avengers.
Since the own Marvel announces plans to work with more new characters.
With Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme in Movies Marvel is agurdamos Success In Triple. It is only when speaking debut at Cinema I already booked my ticket
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This is the best collection of GIFs ever.
Well it WOULD BE if it contained something from this:
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Is he wearing a ladies’ yoga tank in those dancing gifs? Because it seems like he’s wearing a ladies’ yoga tank.
I’d be more interested if he were wearing one of them pairs of fancy Lululemon ladies see-through yoga pants. RAWR!
Of course not.
It’s a unitard he’s wearing khakis over.
My bet is on a thong leotard. JCVD is NOT a fan of visible panty lines.
Did JCVD just wear the same tank top for like 15 years? Or is he a real life Doug Funnie with 30 copies of the exact same outfit?
boPa you need to add this Van Damme dancing video to the mix stat!! [youtu.be]
Holy crap, I am crying right now. Dan, you have made my Wednesday!
I’m not Dan, but thanks.
Argh sorry panda! I saw Dan in the comments, and… well, hell, I was crying at the time…I’m not bright.
I was hoping for the clip where Van Damme tries to hide his boner from the aerobics/dance instructor. I think it was from some weird foreign show he was on way back when. If someone wants to post the link you would make my day.
Well, since you asked…
@robopanda: DAY. MADE.
Robopanda, haven’t you read this before you write your “strange” article? [www.comicbookmovie.com]
Updated.
I was one plane once with Jean Claude. We were both reaching for the same Nat Geo mag at the same time. I let him have it, ’cause he’s JCVD and I’m the guy in 4a. I skulked back to my seat and had another free drink. Then they asked for my boarding pass, and made me go back to 21f. And they took my drink away. JCVD sucks.
I love this comment.
I don’t understand how anyone can dislike this man after looking at those GIFs. I doubt Steven Seagal would ever have the guts to break dance on a pool table during a fight scene.
He’d need a fork-lift to get on the table.
Now if only JCVD threw down some of those breakdance moves in Breakin’.
If you don’t know what Seagal is capable of during a pool hall fight scene, then you have clearly never watched Out for Justice. He uses pool balls to knock out the teeth of a man with a penchant for using pool cues as batons. The man’s name is “Sticks.” It’s all rather brilliant, really.
BATROC THE LEAPER! do it. do it marvel.
Seria PERFEITO Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme Estrelar na Continuação do Filme: The Avengers / Os Vingadores.
Já que a propria Marvel informa pretende trabalhar com mais personagens novos.
Com o Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme nos Filmes da Marvel agurdamos é Sucesso No Triplo. É só falar quando estreia no Cinema que já vou reservar minha entrada
*******************************************
It would be PERFECT Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme in Estrelar Continued Film: The Avengers / The Avengers.
Since the own Marvel announces plans to work with more new characters.
With Astro Jean-Claude Van Damme in Movies Marvel is agurdamos Success In Triple. It is only when speaking debut at Cinema I already booked my ticket