Jar Jar Binks Finally F#@%ing Dies In ‘Star Wars’ Deleted Scene

The scene below was deleted from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, probably because it’s fraught with plot holes. How did they surface right next to a waterfall? Why is Jar Jar suddenly scared of water? How are Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor so sexy?*

On the other hand, all of those plot holes should be summarily ignored because DEATH TO JAR JAR BINKS! Let’s watch that obnoxious ploy at selling toys finally die! Praise Space Jesus!

And every joke I can think of has already been made in the YouTube comments:

Shine on, you beautiful bastards.

BRB, hitting repeat forever.

* Not a plot hole. Just a PSA.

(H/T: Reddit)

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