So Jennifer Lopez Has A Line Of ‘Premium’ Mobile Phone Stores Now

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.23.13

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Hey, remember Jennifer Lopez? J.Lo? Inexplicable film career? Even more inexplicable music career? Yeah, she’s now co-founder of a “premium” mobile store, Viva Movil, aimed squarely at Latinos. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tesla Repays Your Tax Dollars Nine Years Early

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.23.13

Amid Apple’s offshore bank accounts and Facebook helping itself to half a billion dollars of your tax money, it’s nice to see a tech company not treating the government as a piggy bank. Like Tesla, for example, the electric car company that has just paid off a $465 million loan nearly a decade before it had to. Read the rest of this entry »

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LoJack For Phones Will Use An Actual Goon Squad To Track Down Your Phone

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.22.13

LoJack, in case you didn’t know, is the popular brand of anti-theft device for cars. But it also has been extending that brand to laptops, and now, phones. Although the selling point here is less “tracking your phone” and more “sending a large, scary man to get your phone back.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Airbnb Is Officially Illegal In New York

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.22.13

Airbnb is a service largely popular among tourists, as well as the occasional prostitute, looking for a place to crash in New York City (and many other places as well) who don’t want to pay exorbitant rates to stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, New York courts have decided it’s better for you to stay in a motel on Long Island than in a stranger’s home. Read the rest of this entry »

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Why You Shouldn’t Be Freaked Out About 3D Printed Guns

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.21.13

Soon after Defense Distributed was forced to take down its 3D plans for a goofy, useless plastic gun some other guy — this time the anonymously named “Joe” — put up a video of his much better, but still awful, plastic gun made on a much cheaper 3D printer. And he called it the “Lulz Liberator.” There’s a name that inspires confidence. A lot of people are freaking out about these things. But they really shouldn’t be. Read the rest of this entry »

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Watch John McCain Ask Apple CEO Tim Cook A Really Tough Question

Written by The Cajun Boy / 05.21.13

So today Apple CEO Tim Cook appeared before a Senate panel to talk about that whole tax thing people have been talking about, and Sen. John McCain, man of the people, asked Cook a question we’d all probably like to ask him.

“Why the hell do I have to keep updating apps on my iPhone all the time?”

Meanwhile, how great would it have been if Cook had replied by asking, “Why the hell did you pick Sarah Palin to be your running mate?!” Pretty great, I think!

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Apple Unsurprisingly Avoided Paying Billions In Taxes

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.21.13

We’d be outraged that Apple is trying to avoid paying its fair share of taxes, but the reality is, every corporation does this. It’s just that Apple is doing it on a scale Wall Street bros can only dream of, by, legally, being a company without a country. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Center For Copyright Information Gets Its Status Revoked

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.20.13

Remember the Center for Copyright Information? If not, they’re the guys running the “six strikes” plan to prevent pirates from stealing content on the Internet. Well, that’s the idea, at any rate, the reality is apparently much different. But they’ve currently got a bigger problem than teenagers stealing Iron Man 3; the government just straight up revoked their status as a company. Read the rest of this entry »

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Yahoo! Has Officially Acquired Tumblr. Now Will It Ruin It, Or Save It?

Written by Dan Seitz / 05.20.13

Well it’s official. The rumors were true. Yahoo! has acquired Tumblr for $1.1 billion. In a statement, Yahoo! CEO Marissa Meyer said, “Yahoo is the Internet’s original media network. Tumblr is the Internet’s fastest-growing media frenzy. Both companies are homes for brands – established and emerging.”

In a separate statement, Tumblr founder David Karp said…

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t changing. So what’s new? Simply, Tumblr gets better faster. The work ahead of us remains the same – and we still have a long way to go! – but with more resources to draw from.

He ended the statement by signing off, “F*ck yeah, David.”

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