Imagine that Mozart and Tupac never died, and at some point along the way, they decided to collaborate on an album that was decent, I guess, but didn’t really deliver what everyone would have expected from two of the world’s greatest geniuses in their respective genres. So while all of their fans kept hoping that they’d team up again and make something bigger and better, they didn’t. To make matters worse, not only are they not collaborating, but they’ve also agreed to not team up with any other musical artists, so everyone basically loses.
I’m not really sure where I was going with that analogy, but it was the best I could come up with on a Friday evening as I try to explain just how monumental it is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly vowed to not take part in any sex scenes with other actors in any of their future movies. It’s just a really sad day for men and women alike.
Read the rest of this entry »