Remember that scene in Bridemaids where a young girl goes into the jewelry store where Kristen Wiig’s character works and the two proceed to say all sorts of nasty things about each other? Well apparently quite a bit of that scene, which looks like it was completely improvised, was cut from the final version of the movie, but the full version of it is on the recently released Bridesmaids DVD, and it’s nothing short of amazing. And thankfully, someone has uploaded the full 10-minute scene to YouTube, so enjoy it while you can.
Here are a few of my favorite insult lines that I don’t recall hearing in the movie itself:
“You look like an old mop.”
“Well you’re young and your butt stinks.”
“You look like a scarecrow and your clothes are sad.”
“I bet you vacation in America because it’s the best damn country in the world.”
“No one wants to hurt you because you’re too ugly, obviously.”
(HT: The Hairpin)